Helmut Eisel & JEM - Turkish Woman in Berlin - 30 Day Song Challenge, Day 1 - your favourite song.
Really difficult to really say, but this song is amazing. I could listen to this on repeat for hours and that’s saying a lot for someone who hates repetition.
Enjoy! Hope you like it as much as I do!
Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.
If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.
If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.
nakey bird = accidentally fell out, is cold and scared, put back in nest! if you can’t reach the nest, try to put it on a wide branch or fork so predators can’t get at it as easily.
scruffy feather bird = starting to try the fly thing, not very good at it. only put in nest/branch if predators abound, i.e. you have four outdoor cats and they’re licking their chops.
fluffy feather bird = smol fly guy! do nothing. can probably get away from predators and will flip its shit if you pick it up.
Reblogging this because I’d always heard the ‘Don’t touch a distressed bird its mom will reject it’ thing treated as fact before now, I didn’t realise it wasn’t true…
Someone: it’s unlucky to see a magpie
Me: seeing any kind of bird is good luck because you get to see a bird
it’s SPRING and you cannot convince me otherwise. the skunk cabbage is blooming in the swamp, the frogs are yelling about sex, the bird song has changed to slutty, slutty bird song, the stink bugs are climbing out of my home’s every orifice, and the hawks are yelling about sex, it’s time.
“but luke, you asshole, it’s not even march until tomorrow and there’s still another month or more of winter most places–”
You shut the fuck up immediately
i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when he’s boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using “the colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africa” BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickens
colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like
this is THE WORST idea anyone has ever had on this site. ever.
yeah you’re right……haha……..imagine some sort of dystopia where newborns were dressed in certain colours according to their genitals……….jeez……..how fucked up would that be……..how could I have ever come up with something so silly
its human nature to want a bunch of small jars
It’s human nature to want
Nature woo person: Stop spraying pesticides! It poisons the animals!
Scientist: you know that’s actually a pretty good point. Here, I developed a pest-resistant GMO crop so that we don’t have to spray it with pesticides.
Nature woo person: wait no not like that
it’s human nature to want a goth gf
this is the only post i’ve made with 800+ notes that has zero arguing in the notes. makes sense.
It’s actually human nature to want infinite goth gfs.
OP is a massive aphobe, so she can only hope for a gothic ass as fine as mine
kdndksbdk this is just a post about wanting a gf is your addition really necessary
legit where are people getting this from i’m genuinely curious. all I do is blog about capitalism wtf
also isn’t that the person who threatened to curse someone?
